HOTTEST 100… LEAKED!

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After weeks of what I assumed was a joke campaign to vote Taylor Swift into triple j’s Hottest 100, it turns out everyone’s fears were completely valid. I thought for sure that those suits upstairs at ABC would never let Taylor get past 50, let alone into the top 10. But then I saw this leaked Hottest 100 and my world turned upside down. I mean sure, she definitely has a lot of fans, but I would put good money on that NOBODY saw this coming! I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to listen to music again.

100. Taylor Swift – Shake It Off

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1. The Offspring – Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) 

What a result huh? Talk about a “shake” up! Sorry to make a joke during this hard time for our country. RIP MUSIC.

Comments

  1. Самурајац Кенгурски says:

    Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate….. :P

  2. Was only talking about Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) the other day, in response to the topic of Taylor Swift. This might be meta as hell, but you’ve hit it on the head with this. ^-^

  3. lame and gay

  4. 100% shake of it

  5. Whoa. Cray cray.

  6. You sir are a wanker.

  7. KiraKrumpet says:

    I see the Taylor Swift fans are getting pretty desperate to play it off as “lololo we trolls you” after their campaign failed so miserably.

    Perhaps next time tell Taylor Swift that if she wants to pay a Buzzfeed author to push her songs onto competition of a country she doesn’t even live in, then makes sure…

    a) It’s not against the contests rules. Hence why Taylor Swift was removed by Triple J

    b) Triple J listeners like fake pop idiots and don’t detest Tumblr

    c) You hide the payments of Taylor Swifts PR agency to a Buzzfeed author better

    Whoops.

  8. best leak since the fappening

  9. youre a bit of an idiot arent you

  10. craig mellor says:

    funny whenb i normally think of taylor swift she’s generally in this position too !

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